The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling!

...and a piece of it just hit me on the head! Really!

Okay, so maybe that's a little bit of a stretch. But only a very little. ;~p

You know, I sat down to write something witty and slightly comical, but the late hour and my own personal sleep deprivation are making that simple task far more difficult than I anticipated. So, instead of getting to read something from the "witty and comical files", you, dear readers, shall have to suffer through whatever strange and nonsensical ramblings happen to come out of my mind at 2:29am.

~Why do they call Permanent Resident cards "Green Cards" when they aren't at all green?

~Can a talking parrot teach another parrot to speak?

~If planets are formed from the space dust of dead stars, and humans were formed from the dust of the earth, does that mean that our bodies were created out of stardust? And, if we're made of dust, does that make us all some oversized breed of dust bunny?

~Why do "open-minded" people always think that all Christians are closed-minded? Doesn't that defeat their entire way of thinking?

~Have you ever noticed just how neat of a word "Poetic" is? Or how very universal the word "Interesting" is?

~Where on the Ark did Noah keep the termites?

And, the last random thought of the night...

~Why isn't the word "Phonics" spelled like it sounds?